santaclove: condoleezza-ricearoni: okay remember london tipton’s dog ivana? do you know who played the voice of Ivana? EMMA STONE. EMMA STONE WAS THE VOICE OF LONDON TIPTONS DOG. THIS WAS LIKE ONE OF HER EARLIEST JOBS IN HOLLYWOOD (x) OMG I AM CRYING OMG
Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: I want to hug you.
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
Noraml guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
Anonymous asked: can u do a 1D song or smthin